Love: Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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You deserved it 9 697

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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You deserved it 26 844

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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watermelon15 35

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:37

This could go either way... I wonder if you did do something..

snoopy325 23

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:41

Girls have an uncanny way of figuring things out... And being psychotic. Good luck figuring out which it is!

Comments

spikey818 9

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:06

Maybe it's the fact that you didn't do something,

Brandi_Faith 33

Sunday 2 November 2014 7:03

So true. It's very possible you didn't do something that you were supposed to Op. Try and see if you forgot a date, an important birthday, or if you were supposed to be somewhere? Good luck, but if you can't figure out what it is that you've done wrong and she won't tell you than I would seriously suggest you end the relationship. You don't want to be with someone that plays mind games. You could spend half your relationship with her mad at you for something that you aren't even aware of.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:19

Even if you ask, her likely responses are either "You know" or "If you don't know, I'm not telling." It's even possible that you did nothing wrong but she thinks that you did. It's just one of those things that you will likely never know.

NodakN8V 25

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:25

Ah hell good luck with this one bro....women have a way of finding a Delorian and bringing up the past for no reason what so ever. Just remember " Admit Nothing - Deny Everything "

leiwei 13

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:44

So let's just write about it instead of going to figure out or ask her what's wrong. Haaaa nice.

sadistmonkey 19

Sunday 2 November 2014 3:50

How do you know it's "instead of"?

metalcrazed 21

Sunday 2 November 2014 3:52

I don't think it's a good idea to follow someone who is hitting him.

skittyskatbrat 19

Sunday 2 November 2014 2:58

Erm...she slapped you. No. End of relationship. That's it. At least you know NOW before you gave her a ring or something! Sorry, man. :(

Algorithm 24

Tuesday 4 November 2014 12:36

This. There is no okay reason to hit your partner unless it's self-defense.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 November 2014 3:01

Questionable statement...follow up...

xKai_Axelx 12

Sunday 2 November 2014 3:03

because she's a girl

metalcrazed 21

Sunday 2 November 2014 3:47

You shouldn't stay in a relationship where you are being hit. Regardless of your gender there is no excuse for her slapping you. That is abuse and you deserve better.