Love: Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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watermelon15 35

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:37

This could go either way... I wonder if you did do something..

snoopy325 23

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:41

Girls have an uncanny way of figuring things out... And being psychotic. Good luck figuring out which it is!

Comments

beccarey9 17

Sunday 2 November 2014 18:00

You know what you did.

Pyrithium 8

Sunday 2 November 2014 19:41

You probably deserved it. The woman is always right in the relationship.

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:18

lol like you'd know how it'sl ike being in a relationship

dfair1987 16

Sunday 2 November 2014 20:16

i never understood why women think it's okay to hit a guy if he makes them mad, but it's wrong when a guy does it. Abuse is abuse doesn't matter gender or size.

infinix_fml 5

Sunday 2 November 2014 22:05

see I want to say fyl but once you find out what it was for it will probably be a ydi

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:21

It's a well documented feature in the current version of the Girlfriend 2.0 Software...

ManateeRex 14

Monday 3 November 2014 0:02

Women, can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex without them.

CryoShock 14

Monday 3 November 2014 3:41

Maybe she was actually cheating on you, and found out that the guy that she was cheating on you with was cheating on someone else, too. Maybe she got you both mixed up.

CryoShock 14

Monday 3 November 2014 3:42

Was cheating on her too*. Guess I typed that too fast :|

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Monday 3 November 2014 5:24

what the hell...that doesn't make any sense

blindkid1790 12

Monday 3 November 2014 4:27

sounds like for play to me.

youdare12 2

Monday 3 November 2014 7:23

dicks

JakeAintFake 7

Monday 3 November 2014 7:57

If you wanna try and fix things with her which I'm pretty sure you wanna just try visiting her and apologise buy her something nice or whatever and then ask her what you done wrong Hopefully it would work