By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
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enriquepp 4

Well I guess instead of masturbating you can call it snake handling now.

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Comments

Frankietodamizza 0

crikey mate, you seemed to have made this one a little mad

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immaMonsta 8

Ouch! I wouldn't even know how to respond to that it I were you. FYL OP for having a rude, inconsiderate girlfriend.

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bestiebabes_jes 0

So she's a lesbian , good guys are pigs anyways ;)

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Say things to her that get her turned on. If not then ur ******

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Cinny90 7

Take her to a therapist who is going to help her get rid of her anxiety of snakes. Maybe it helps.

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KiddNYC1O 20

If you just wait till she's sleeping, get your **** hard and rub her lips with it... she won't resist. Like a lollipop.

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br0ccoli 14

With OPs luck she'll probably smack it as hard as she can...your tactic only works for snake lovers

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KiddNYC1O 20

If she smacks it, she touched it.

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mrlmatthew 1

Today my gf called my penis a snake...because of its shape and size! And that bitch is lesbian.

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MDTeddy 13

Snakes are cool though. I have a friend who has one as a pet.

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