By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
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enriquepp 4

Well I guess instead of masturbating you can call it snake handling now.

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Callyn 47

And then you broke up with her, right? If she's not willing to have sex with you ever I don't see the relationhship working out.

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RBntM 10

She'll get used to it and touch it eventually

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staymintyfresh 13

Well snakes feel awesome. So she's missing out.

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21jason 9

She better hope your snake doesn't bite

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katiejeankran 5

She'll come around. They always come around.

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rattusrattus 18

Snakes are adorable! And so are penises if you put googly eyes and little cavalier hats on them.

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Swiftly 0

Your gf doesn't seem to have a problem with touching my snake... weird

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br0ccoli 14

Tell her her ****** looks like a bunch of cow tongues and you wouldn't want to touch it either because you don't want to get mad cow.

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I_heart_sex 1

Tell her you need to hide your snake in her grass so she won't be scared by it.

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br0ccoli 14

I see that your snake gets scared and hides often.

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fourthfloor 3

How would anybody see someone's ****** and how it looks, being an internal organ? Women's external and visible genitalia are called a VULVA.

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