Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars....

By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By stun_zeed - 17/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML

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Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 12:53

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

Frelling 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:06

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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bobbin0805 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:07

haha.. just made my day.

wasdadeal 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:58

let your ewok give her hell next time you do it. who knows, maybe one day youll be a jedi yet

EvanJ_fml 0

Friday 20 May 2011 19:10

If it bothers you, leave her. She's being incredibly insensitive, and she might get the message if you break it off.

dr3amcatchr 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 2:46

your chick is awesome, marry HEr she's hillarious.

DonZilla_RAWR 6

Monday 30 May 2011 18:04

Lolololol!

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:18

Say her vag reminds you of a wookie.

copoisoning 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 10:16

you should say her ****** reminds you of the sarlacc pit.

lilly37a 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:47

at least she doest sing it when you go down on her(;

footcheezeez 16

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:47

OMFG... Your GF is the best dude! Trolled!!

Bishop423 14

Friday 1 June 2012 4:08

Tell her that her **** are like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from twins: they don't match and one just looks ridiculous next to the other.

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