Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars....

By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By stun_zeed - 17/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML

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By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 12:53

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

Frelling 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:06

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Comments

ItsAllBeenDone 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:30

You deserve it for dating a girl who makes starwars references hahah. That was mean there is nothing wrong with that. Atleast youre having sex. You could be like 3212654 FMLs with non existent sex life so cheer up(: lol

middletin 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:01

LATE

Danieleb56 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:15

there are some things you should just never admit

Zombieslayer1 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:23

Tell her not to worry that her **** look weird.

joeyfingas187 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:01

Dammmm fyl dude lol

NPN_Scorpio 16

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:35

Say: "Make it happy enough and it will turn into a wookie."

ScoundrelDays 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:03

Can't believe all the guys saying he's lucky to be with her! She's tactless at the very least. And at the risk of getting heavy stuff like that is a classic power trip, convince you you won't find anyone else. That girl is one mean partner. Suggest: trim yourself (cos it's better), then dump her if she doesn't get the ego-damage/emasculation she's caused. But yeah: fyl. That'd be, er, hard, cough, to have happen to you.