Wow... where do I start... OP... that sucks but u have options... 1- Hand her some preperation H, and tell her despite saying that, you really like how she uses a hair curler on her pussy lips to give them that bubbly-swollen look that reminds you a bad case of hemorroids-herpes 2- Before u screw her for the last time, sing or hum "doin d'butt" during and after the deed, when she asks what that was all about, tell her that helps you think you're doin something tight for once!!! (this may be the last time so enjoy it!) 3- Trim that shit and surprise her with a threesome and tell her "that's what I like!!" 4- Tell her to FO in a terets syndrome kind of way!

LOL!!

what a meanie!

haha dude if she's makein fun of your dick that means she likes chicks

Ok, not to be totally mean... the last option available is too keep givin her the bone, as she must like it some, then look for a better girl (that doesn't try to rub that shit in your face every time!)

take a hint and shave

Who cares as long as you're still gettin some haha

she's extremely insensitive and tackless. if she cared about u or ur feelings she would have said nothing. save yourself some time and dump her. "don't forget to say it's because her feet are too big"

Yls. Well at least shes ok with the little guy

She can't hum the star wars theme song if her mouth is full.