By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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kjoule 5

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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kurodansei 16

Why the downvotes? This is the girlfriend. She just wants to see some commitment to something.

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daniel_2209 12

Looks like someone will be playing Flappy Bird 24/7 for a long time

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byefelicia1992 8

I would take that as permission to cheat.

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martin8337 35

Plenty of more birds in the sky.

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AmorVitae93 6

if thats not motivation I don't know what is!

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ober80 6

And now she's single and you go find someone that's not so childish

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ariana451 8

That is ridiculously far too stupid. I think she's hinting for you to leave, sorry.

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titoski 5

don't Leave her. just fap for now and she will end up wanting the D .

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