By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
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drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

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Cheeley 17

Well lock the door in case she does.

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faireanjell 5

At least the crazy let herself out ...

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IcemistDragon 20

She sounds like an idiot..I think it's a good thing you're rid of her..

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BriannaMGK 15

She's crazy, let her leave and never come back! She has some issues.

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antyo7 9

It does make sense but that's still absolutely ridiculous to break up with someone over.

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amifaiyaz 12

You probably dodged a bullet, she sounds kind of nuts.

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AnimeAddict95 20

Well you should should “confirm" if she's coming back and if not then rejoice that that crazy girl is gone.

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TaytheHuman 8

get out while you still can!!

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