By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 348
You deserved it 4 464

Same thing different taste

Top comments

drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

Well lock the door in case she does.

Comments

You should be happy If she doesn't come back.

onorexveritas 23

wow, be glad you're rid of her

You knew her lips..,that's all that matters...she should come back around...

I voted YDI because you deserve better. Drama needlessly like that means she isn't mature enough to commit to a relationship.

You're better off without that crazy chic!!

They need another button on this app, "your significant other sounds like a total ****, good riddance! "