By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
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drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

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Cheeley 17

Well lock the door in case she does.

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shadokis 15

The smartest comment on here was 21's "dude, run. Just run." She came in while he was sleeping, so I'm guessing she already had a key and left with it too. Move OP, move far, far away!

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rhevenge 19

well good. let her leave. she obviously didn't love you enough to stay

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ohioain 18

Aw. That's cute you kissed her back passionately like that. She's lucky.

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HumanWiki 8

She's a c*nt. You're better off without her.

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poopdodo1234 4

I don't see the problem here. You should be glad the bitch is gone lol

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illegalbeagle69 23

Yeah that was stupid of you to not make sure the woman in your bed was your girlfriend.

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arsenicalhumor 30

Eesh, good riddance from the sounds of it. That is such an odd thing to get upset about.

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toalysium 15

Bullet dodged, don't pick up the phone and jump back in the line of fire!

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