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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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2RaRa25 6

Were you coming to this site in search of pity?? YDI, your poor girlfriend... I hope this teaches you not to be in a committed relationship if you're still wanting to play the field.

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Kimitte 1

You're shit head. Why bother complaining about it on FML? You clearly deserve this for how much of a asshole you are. I was cheated on, and it doesn't feel good. You should be ashamed of yourself. YDI YDI YDI!

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MetalOcelot 5

Too bad I can't hit the "You deserve it" button multiple times

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gottageek 17

Why would you even post those here??? How in the actual **** do you this this is a fml?! You're a douche and you deserve for it to painfully rot off.

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xxjenn27xx 8

Your a ******* asshole

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Dekarian 7

I guarantee that every one of the "I agree, your life sucks" ratings is either 1) accidental click in the app or 2) other cheating douchebags who think cheating is okay

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asherm 15

I can't believe OP came on here looking for sympathy! Really? Douchebag!

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fsomelife 26

Don't start calling something a list just because there are two names on it.

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mrx8700 1

Are you a 16 yo girl? Who keep a list? You totally deserve it

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