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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 533
You deserved it 175 482

Top comments

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

Comments

nothing92x 13

Reading some of these comments hurt. Are some of these people just daft? Or is the word "chronological" too big of a word for their vocabulary? Also, OP, you're an idiot. I hope you get dumped, then heartbroken by a girl who does the same.

I'm so glad you got caught. YDI. I feel terrible for your soon-to-be ex girlfriend.

You're the one who ****** it up. Stop complaining , douche .

maddymoop 1

They could have broken up at the time? And gotten back together and not had sex yet. But this list is stupid...

bigtime_rocker 11

So far 5960 people thinks you deserve it. What does that tell you, mr. The-abortion-that-got-away?

KelBelAndNats 7

I love all the assumptions being made here! How do we how often OP updates his list? How do we know that OP and his gf didn't have a one night stand, way back before they got together, and that is why there are names after her? It may be chronological for the first time he slept with them, not the last. Or he could be a cheating asshole. Just pointing out how we don't have enough information to accurately judge.

I hope she kicked you straight out on your ass.

let me add to the chorus by saying that you deserve it, douche.