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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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Comments

itsthisbitch 1

Your pretty disgusting, why do guys like you have to ruin girls for the actual good guys. I hope one of than has the clap just for you douche

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Ibeatmyself 3

u made a list ur a moron ur probably the Guy who tries to bring a video camera to a Vegas bachelor party u must suck to hangout with

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usernamesarehard 4

Pathetic degenerate low-life ****. Evidently not the brightest either. That is all.

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Shades99 1

theirs nothing good about who u are or what u do

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N1GHTS 12

1) You're a douche for cheating 2) WHY would you keep a list like that? You're just asking for trouble. 3) FYL? You deserved it. Your girlfriend should leave you.

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laceyexile 10

Men like you are why women don't trust many men.

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noisebox 1

You should have had a better hiding place. Now you'll have to address with her the things she needs to do to get to the top of the list...

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notursuperman 2

it didn't say he's done these girls while with her so how is he cheating? it is in bad taste to keep a list like this though but you all act like you don't have a mental list of who has made you scream out their name and how hard.

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UsagiArwen 23

Dude, it doesn't have to say he's "done these girls while with her". If you read CAREFULLY, it says that the list is in CHRONOLOGICAL order. This means that it's a time line from the first woman he had sex with down to the last one on the list being the last woman he had sex with. So his girlfriend is on the list; clearly they are dating because he calls her his girlfriend. But yet she's not THE LAST one on the list, which blatantly says he did other women after doing her, and yet still calls her his girlfriend...indicating that they've been dating during this time. How is that NOT cheating? He even made a point to add in the FML that she's not the last one on the list.

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