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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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Comments

khildebrand2294 9

**** u asshole! She's ur gf for a reason!! U so ******* deserved that and whatever else happened after!

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garytg 3

Your wrong for what you did and your either dumb for leaving evidence of it, or you have OCD.

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diva239 8

You're a sick ******* loser to keep that list.

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Stevenc1592 0

...You're a sick man. Why Wouk you keep a list?

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doulenkd 7

Omg you ******* deserve that you idiot... Cheating on her then posting this story expecting us to feel sorry for you your so stupid

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Daederoth 10

Thank you for sharing your funny story with us FML readers.

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DaSandman 9

hahaha who the f*ck keeps a list ^^ you deserved it, you pig.

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SammehxLove 0

And you're innocent, how?

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