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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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968125 1

Ur stupid enough to cheat and that's a stupid way to get caught. Dumb ass

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kariyakichicken 4

Wow this sounds totally familiar.. This actually just happened to me! Except I found my boyfriend's (now ex) list two weeks ago. And I sent that exact list - which is actually a spreadsheet complete with girl's names, age, categories (mother, plump, etc...), rating, whether they wore a condom or not, and comments about each time. 28 girls total! And I was number 25. Haha so what did I do? I sent it out to every girl on the list I could find, his best friends, some of his family, and sent a paper copy to his parents! What goes around comes around buddy </3 FYL.

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Dracoboxer357 35

418- And for your efforts to stomp out stupid and make it accountable for it's actions, I salute you. Well done. :)

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dredkin 5

Quite the dick you are. Your one of the reasons us "good guys" get friend zoned because of jack off's such as yourself.

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brokenheartemo 7

Completely true, us good guys are forced to watch as assholes like this guy go and hurt the girls we love.

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MuseFan1991 14

making a list of your sexual conquests, whilst shallow and frankly strange, is fair enough, maybe you like the memories or the ego boost. however, why the **** would you KEEP ADDING TO IT?? are you really that idiotic? you deserve everything you get you utter scumbag

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julygirl14 2

You're a ******* asshole. I can't believe you actually are trying to get sympathy. You don't deserve to be in a relationship or have a girlfriend, man *****

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jessicaariel13 3

What a freaking ass!!! That's what u get!

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Plus_Rien 4

Epic. Thumbs up for making over 400 butthurt.

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Turtle_rebellion 10

I don't think that's how a relationship works. Not a healthy one anyway

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