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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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wironandine 8

Lol all these comments by hateful girls are so funny

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wallstreet015 0

props to you man keep building up that gem

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1Kiki_babe1 2

YDI for cheating. Why would you make a list like that anyways? That's weird.

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trueblue170 13

You deserve it, you pig.

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Equin0x 0

FYL for not keeping the list secured!

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freakguy455 0

Rule no.1 never write anything down... No.2 no pictures... No.3 only refer to them as babe...

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brittanyb1 1

It is so weird to read this my ex had done the same exact thing to me and you can't imagine how worthless and helpless it makes you feel to find something like that I thought he was the only one in the world that pathetic guess I was wrong... Regards to your poor girlfriend hopefully ex...

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youaint 2

Great job for pissing so many people off today! But, if you're going to be scandalous at least be good at it!

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