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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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KenziDionne 14

Your a ******* dickwad and a waste of skin I hate people like you it's disgusting you man hoe I hope she dumped your ass like the piece of trash you are

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meouch 6

YDI . Don't try to be Barney Stinson.

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bungholemcgee 11

I hope she beats your face in with a baseball bat.

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GLaDOS8899 14

Normally I would go 'Who would click YDI? Heartless barstards.' Well now is not the case. 'Who would vote 'FYL'?

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idknicholle 14

I hope she left your lying cheating ass!

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texeira1248 3

You have got to be the biggest ******** in the world, like really

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Kyna_Bitch 16

Pretty sad you have to even have a list in the first place. Smh

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patarthedino 2

Here we have a classy jerkface who keeps a detailed list of how badly messed up he is

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rfn2 7

That's what is called being a ******* dumbass

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