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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 19:36 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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Top comments

Spazz420 7

That's what u get for being a cheating Douche Bag!!

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tpike1296 11

I hope she sends someone to kick your ass. I hate cheating douchebags like you.

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psyonomega 4

you're a ******* piece of shit.

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Efrizzles 4

That's what cheating bastards get. FYI you shouldn't probably keep a list. Stupid ass.

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themeade 5

It's guys like you that give us guys a bad name, I have no respect for you or anyone like you, go to hell

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modob_fml 2

Why would you even put this on fml? You deserve it dumbass. Go throw yourself a pity party somewhere else

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worldclassrager 39

Is she on the list is the question if not well you better add her and I really wonder how long this list is

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murrrrf 12

Oh you so deserve whatever levels of hell she puts you through.

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alyKATANA1 12

You're a dumbass

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