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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 914
You deserved it 194 496

Top comments

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

Comments

nadnerbz 6

The fact that you had a one night stand with her while your girlfriend was pregnant makes it so much worse. At any moment your girlfriend could've gone into labor, while you were busy banging someone else. This makes me sick

lmrider 2

I hope the nurse gets pregnant and finds you

This sin will make you burn in hell

pcampos89 0

You're a ******* asshole and I hope you were dumped that day. And your girlfriend told you to get the **** out of her life. Great job on ******* up a good thing you sorry excuse of a human being.

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

I love how he says "our first child". If ur girlfriend finds out there won't be an "our" anymore nor will there be anymore children. Then again you could loads more kids since u cheated on ur pregnant gf! Take it from me ur children are going to have to go thru alot of pain when and while they are growing up.

I hope you're a better father than person...

So sad that an innocent child's life is pretty much ruined. Let's hope she forgives him, when she, probably, finds out, for the child's sake. She should end it but every kid should have both parents in their life.

It's men like you why women have a hard time trusting. I hope your girlfriend found out and left your sorry arse. You are a f*cking pig of a man! Scum of this earth

There's a special place in hell for men like you Well, you're not really a man are you now? Jerk

OP shouldve paid the nurse so it wouldnt have counted as cheating. lol

That's still cheating you ******* bastard. Only person who could say something like that is someone who cheats themselves. Having sex with another person, no matter if you're being paid or not, is considered cheating.

calm your ****. its a reference to the previous fml.

92, Pretty sure fmls commenting policy says 'please don't post hateful comments' you're not different from the rest of us, you ****.

livenatso 10