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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 914
You deserved it 194 496

Top comments

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

Comments

How do you not deserve this? Are you expecting sympathy? It probably would be kinda FYL if it was a drunken one night stand, but she remembered you so that meant it was consensual.

Wait, what? How does the fact that she remembered him indicate that neither party was drunk? Why would being drunk make it a different situation?

Dude... It's one thing to cheat on your girlfriend, it's another to cheat on your pregnant girlfriend. You're a dick.

Hmm... I don't know, it seems like the same thing to me. Cheating is cheating either way, but you're right, he's a dick.

Agreed. If you just cheated on her it'd be one thing, but now you're creating more problems by having the possibility of not being in your child's life. Not like anyone really needs scum like OP, anyway.

I hope she told your girlfriend. She and your kid have the right to know what kind of asshole you are.

YDI, OP. What an insensitive and stupid thing to do to your pregnant girlfriend.

Oh OP, I am just soooooo glad you're procreating (absolutely dripping with sarcasm in case you were wondering). Who are you, Kevin Federline? Maybe this will help realize what a sleazy turd-bag you've been- though clearly, you have no remorse. I feel for your lady so much, I can't imagine what the tension must have been like in the room. Get it together, douche.

sloopyreddress 0

You're pretty much a pile of excrement.

To your "first" child?! Like she'll be having more with you after that?

sundayporch 2

It's still his first child... regardless if there will be others afterwards.

**** YOUR life!? You mean **** your girlfriends life. You're her baby's father yet you have the balls to ******* cheat on her with another woman? You're a sick, selfish, idiotic man. I would go on and on talking about how much of a scum you are but I have better things to do. Asshole.

mrsmillsy 10