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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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Top comments

thebeautybleeds 17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

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CaptNomNom 17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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supimnyancat 9

You're a ******* disgusting piece of shit pig, I really hope you get dumped and she takes the kid away. People like you make me weep for humanity.

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jptyler 8

Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel...

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KnightAngela1109 10

Not cool you Are a jerk

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upyourzlolz 11

Ahh. Nothing like run-on sentences with random capitalization and a lack of punctuation.

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boofgall 16

51- first thing to make me laugh out of these comments.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

That's what I saidXD

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omarzrgz 3

It's boys like you that make us men look like we're all assholes. YDI

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may651 14

I am in love with u.

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nublets 12

Thank You for adding a respectable comment like that, not many people understand the distinction between men and boys these days..

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bubu93_fml 1

thank god theres still some faithful men left

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lovebeecharmer 6

Smelly limp dickface

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realaz_fml 4

You didn't deserve being in the hospital for the birth. You scum bag

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joshaz 6

He deserves to see the birth of his child regardless. Grow up.

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Michele2luv 8

Says the man who's profile pic is of a guy eating a large gummy worm like its a penis . . .

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theried 3

I hope she tells everyone she possibly can, how big of a douche you are, starting with the mother of your child. People like you are the reason new insults are invented.

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rastafarhi 0

You're an asshole. Straight up why are you a "dad"?

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kakarot2 11

I'm assuming because he can't keep it on his pants

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plaguer 26

Well, 27, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

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bizarre_ftw 21

Let's rewind the clock three days, now nine months, see any similarities? Thats why (Note the term "girlfriend" as a hint to that)

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lylotrezor 20

I don't think anyone needs to be THAT rude to the OP. What happened to "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful"? Yes, the OP did something he shouldn't have, but this is not a public execution venue.

Xalandra 17

Not a public execution venue? If he wanted sympathy he shouldn't have come here. OP posted this knowing that it's a public website, if he expected anything besides being attacked then he's an idiot as well as a douchebag.

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PrincessPesa 20

OP put his head on the chopping block when he submitted this FML. This is a public forum, and though there are some rules there's no way to control people's reactions. Some may be more harsh than others, but there's no doubt OP had it coming.

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PrincessPesa 20

53: Great minds think alike? Sorry about your kitty!

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razzledazzle21 23

Well he did put this on here for everyone to see, so it kind of is.

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bennn89 5

This kind of is Sparta. (Just in case you were not informed.)

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MEM0817 18

FYL? No, more like **** your girlfriend's life. That shit pisses me off royally. Probably because I'm 8 months pregnant and know how its not easy being pregnant.. let alone cheated on. Your poor girlfriend.

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Sumalum 7

I love that shirt! lol What are you naming her? I sister is having a boy in August and naming him Nathaniel!

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courtneyann211 10

Awesome shirt!! I need one similar so people stop looking at me funny when I say twins, one of each.

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