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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

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CaptNomNom 17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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Candice0687 0

Your sad you don't deserve your girlfriend

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SoultheWolf 19

You are a ******* pathetic man. I hope your girlfriend breaks up with you, takes custody of the child, and forces you to pay child support for the rest of the child's life. How can you expect any sympathy from us when you are cheating on your pregnant girlfriend?

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icallbullshit 3

Hey now the father is a dick, we've established that. But using the child as some sort of payback is cruel, the child should have both father and mother and the parents should see their children no matter if there's a divorce or if the mother/father is on death row. I mean unless the parent is a threat to the child, each side ( child/parent ) needs time with each other.

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DaDezza244 31

YDI all the way. You have no respect to your gf and you should be dumped. I'm sorry I don't like cheaters so you should go find respect and I hope you regret for cheating. YDI

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midgetMANjay 7

how do we know he cheated on his girlfriend though? he could've had the one night stand before they even met

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partake_fml 2

I'm not sure you read the part that says "3 nights ago"

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midgetMANjay 7

read it as 3 years sorry (i look really dumb now, don't i)

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Nitrogenica 6

Oh wow, it took finding your comment chain, 91, to realise it said three NIGHTS not three years. How did we both read it like that? O_o And suddenly I agree with every other commenter about what a piece of shit the OP is!

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Mauraiily 0

doucher. Karmas a bitch, bro.

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biancak105 10

You cheated on your pregnant girlfriend three days before your child was born? You are total scum.. People like you shouldn't be privileged enough to have kids. You disgust me.

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itzia 7

That better be your last child with her or anyone else. Children shouldn't be having children... So stop acting like one, you immature son of a bitch!

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dellis44 7

Well I feel bad for your, hopefully now, ex-girlfriend. she went through enough pain giving birth to your kid. I hope your kid's a boy, so he can grow up and beat the shit out of you.

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gigi1981 13

This is FHL for having a baby with a loser like you. You are a piece of shit scum bag and I can only hope that you'll be a better father than you are a partner. ******* douche... Hope you used protection you cheating scum

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