By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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truelyajerk 0

Just sue her for the procedure costs. Most judges will see your case, will make her repay you.

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Xaos 0

#90: Reading & comprehedening is difficult for some I see....

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truelyajerk 0

Just sue her for the costs. Most judges will see her for what she is, and award you the cost back, making her pay you.

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Shoopman 0

Uhh buddy, you're a ******* idiot. you shouldn't have paid for them unless you planned to marry her, or unless she was your wife for a while. You just blew over 1000 bucks for her to break up with you and find some guido to bang. Definitely tell her they look like crap.

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Hollydolly 0

Your fault for giving her fake ****. Her fault for giving up a guy willing to spend all that money on her ****. No, your fault because you gave them to her with a reason :/ You're plan backfired. YDI

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poloprincess_fml 0

srsly, definitely should've told her maybe you could find a grlfriend with real boobs. that dumb broad.

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labellavita_fml 0

get over it. you shouldn't have paid for them in the first place.

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synnerr 0

You can sue her for the cost.

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HeroicDude 0

That's when you turn to her, rip them out, open your passenger door, kick her out, and yell "GOOD LUCK!" before speeding off.

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sugarspyce 0

Fake **** are weird lookin'. Slash em up or dump that idiot!

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