By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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snzizle 0

say..."Maybe now I can find a girl with real boobs!"

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balanceMMX 0

YDI but at this point you should consider surgery reversal with a hatchet

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labellavita_fml 0

get over it. You shouldn't have paid for them in the first place

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snzizle 0

your job is good enough so you can pay for plastic surgery...and she wants a man with a better job? what a bitch

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you_suck 0

get a knife, cut her **** out and feed them to her. worth every penny you paid.

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Mattyknows 0

So you paid for her fake boobs and she slated the money that paid for her boobs. In karma's little book I reckon that's the same as saying "My fake boobs are worthless!" Karma will make sure of it OP.

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you_suck 0

get a knife, cut her **** open and feed them to her. worth every penny you paid.

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you_suck 0

get a knife, cut her **** open and feed them to her. worth every penny you paid.

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ROLLSROYCE 0

LOL man that is some funny shit i feel sorry for yah especially if u are an auto worker u pay for her boobs withc prolly cost a shit ton man dont break up with her if u r the avergae joe that has to lose a leg and a arm to pay for the implants if u are rich i say dump the bitch

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jco523 0

Hmm... in a way this is a blessing in disguise. Why would you wanna have a girlfriend with fake ****? And why on EARTH would you help pay for them? ALSO, wouldn't you think she would be a bit more thankful then that? I mean, at least you have some type of job. Otherwise how did you get the money to pay for that kind of money for her? Why couldn't she pay them for herself? Does SHE have a job? Ugh. What a bitch. FYL!

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