By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 034
You deserved it 21 543

Same thing different taste

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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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Don't worry. Implants can go moldy... You could have just paid for her to have some moldy boobies in 5-10 years.

#67, #57 - What loss? The loss of something about myself that made me feel inadequate? Look, we all have an idea of how we want to look and what makes us feel attractive. The flat chest? Not cutting it for me. I had the resources to do something about it, and I did. I hated the way I looked before, I like the way I look now, and I can say that nowhere along the way did I compare myself to mainstream media female images - I just wanted bigger boobs. And being fake? Say that to anyone who's had any sort of body modification - hair dye, piercings, tattoos, etc etc..it's all about our self image. I have fake boobs, so what? It doesn't make me a fake person - I don't really intend to ever lie about it to any partners I have, and barring that I can't see any way you could consider me a "fake" person.

#73 - I wouldn't say it isn't a superficial thing to do, but we all do superficial things. Makeup, clothing, etc etc, are all about image. I don't think doing something superficial to improve your self-image doesn't make you a shallow person. I like who I am on the inside, and I wanted to like the body I was in more. I think it's unfair to say people who get breast implants are shallow; I think we all have done things in our lives that qualify just as much

You did slip the surgeon a little something extra to install a kill switch in those puppies, didn't you? If not, YDI.

You did slip the surgeon a little something extra to install a kill switch in those puppies, didn't you? If not, YDI.

46 - Who are you to judge? You've never been her. Far too many women get them when they don't even need them in the first place, but that doesn't make it true for everybody. Not everyone wants to look like a ****, sometimes people just want to feel normal, and if there's a way and a means to do it, then by all means, to each her own.

Sounds like she was kidding, bro. Settle down.