By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

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Nitros_fml 0

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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STN_fml 0

sucks to be you dude!. But i am sorry for you :(. FYL

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AnneFTW 17

If you were stupid enough to pay for them it's your loss. What'd you expect from a girl who wanted fake boobs?! XD

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dillinger_fml 0

Solution: Don't pay someone's way through life (or subjective beauty).

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AnneFTW 17

If you were stupid enough to pay for them it's your loss. You can't "sue" her like #89 said LMAO What'd you expect from a girl that wanted fake boobs?!

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SobeDragon7 0

I agree with 21. Also, stay with her. Shallow people belong with other shallow people until they can realize they have a life and they should live it.

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dantheman931 0

Now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger... Seriously, is it possible she was just kidding? Doesn't make it right, but at least it would make her (slightly) less shallow. If she was serious, you should try to recoup your losses in court and consider it a lesson learned hard.

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cyxx 0

78 - I just think it's so overly superficial and image/body-centric to spend thousands of dollars for the sole purpose of inflating your boobs. It's not like there were health reasons or self-expression or anything else behind it. I just don't believe that the way to feel better about yourself is to get surgery to fix your "flaws". Every body shape has its ups and downs. I'm just saying, if I had thousands of dollars at my disposal, they would go to something more important than making my boobs bigger. 82 assuming you were talking to me - I never said anything about her trying to look like a ****. Ever. And having small boobs does not make you abnormal.

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SerenitySilver 0

Boo you FML lawyers STFU. Just enjoy it. P.S. 'popping' an implant happens and you don't die, thats rare. And I'm talking about after someone gets the surgery and is all good and perky and over the surgery. It's happened on a show, girl was like DD and she fell over herself and POP goes the titty. NASTY SIGHT...LIKE A BEAN BAG AFTER YOU SIT IN IT :)

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