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This has to be fake. It's rule #1 you never pay for your gf's impants.
What a bitch! Hm. Was this considered a 'gift' or is it something you can get her to pay back in small claims court? Did you live with her as if you were husband and wife for a certain period? Depending on the state or province you live in (if you're in the US or Canada, that is), you may be considered common-law husband and wife. The amnt. of time you live together and the rules differ, though. It's possible that that can be taken into consideration when you do slit up with her but then again - you may end of paying HER for stuff. Ew.
#19: Don't insult someone until you know you can spell it right. I used to want fake ****, and then I got self esteem. All of these people saying "pop them!" are insane. What she said was mean, but it definitely wasn't something worth killing her over. If those babies pop, she can die. Are you sure it wasn't a joke? Cause a lot of people joke like that.
why the fck are ppl acting like lawyers? talkin about court and actin like they know wat they're saying. calm thee hellll down. anddd. yur a idiot. its sad for wat she said. but y the hell wud yu ever pay for her fake boobs. if i was a guy; i wud've dumped the hoe wen she said she wanted fake boobs!
That's why you don't pay for them
46 - it's whaling (or i guess you could say wailing over), and I don't understand why you would get fake **** unless you're a shallow person. Unless you had breast cancer or something like that, but voluntarily getting such an expensive surgery for the sole purpose of increasing the size of your boobs? How is that not shallow? OP - don't know why you would pay for 'em. Stick her with the tab if you can.
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You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches
Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)