By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 034
You deserved it 21 543

Same thing different taste

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TheZman 0

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)

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This has to be fake. It's rule #1 you never pay for your gf's impants.

wowfmlife 0
TryToBeKind 0

What a bitch! Hm. Was this considered a 'gift' or is it something you can get her to pay back in small claims court? Did you live with her as if you were husband and wife for a certain period? Depending on the state or province you live in (if you're in the US or Canada, that is), you may be considered common-law husband and wife. The amnt. of time you live together and the rules differ, though. It's possible that that can be taken into consideration when you do slit up with her but then again - you may end of paying HER for stuff. Ew.

alex_vik 0
ilikadapepsi 0

you should've told her to walk home

#19: Don't insult someone until you know you can spell it right. I used to want fake ****, and then I got self esteem. All of these people saying "pop them!" are insane. What she said was mean, but it definitely wasn't something worth killing her over. If those babies pop, she can die. Are you sure it wasn't a joke? Cause a lot of people joke like that.

why the fck are ppl acting like lawyers? talkin about court and actin like they know wat they're saying. calm thee hellll down. anddd. yur a idiot. its sad for wat she said. but y the hell wud yu ever pay for her fake boobs. if i was a guy; i wud've dumped the hoe wen she said she wanted fake boobs!

cyxx 0

46 - it's whaling (or i guess you could say wailing over), and I don't understand why you would get fake **** unless you're a shallow person. Unless you had breast cancer or something like that, but voluntarily getting such an expensive surgery for the sole purpose of increasing the size of your boobs? How is that not shallow? OP - don't know why you would pay for 'em. Stick her with the tab if you can.

mehwhateverr 0

Ugh, what a bitch. Force her to pay you back for them.