By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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sugarbear0727 19

Bahahaha!! Win!

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LOD_Productions 3

I don't see how this is an FML moment? It sounds like a playful, fun game to me.

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janujc 10

Please explain how this is a bad thing...

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bigbadwolf078 4

I like the sound of this game.

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WooHooBar 10

**** HER RIGHT INTHE PUSSY!

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MikeZander13 7

Grow a pair, satisfying your women is part of the job!

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Lunasis 14

then why in the hell is this on fml? get your ass in there! 0-o

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Masift 21

how is this an FML? Any guy would love to be in your position! I hope this is what you did: purposely tried to NOT giver her an ****** to have as much sex as possible XD

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