By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

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Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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jared76_fml 11

Is there even a problem here? Quit complaint and please your girlfriend you idiot

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VeganDarkLight 31

I know this FML is old, but all these YDIs and rude comments sicken me. Who says he isn't trying to make her cum? Some women just have problems reaching an ****** under some circumstances. I've had really good sex which I enjoyed, but even when my ex (who really knew what he was doing) licked me for half an hour I just couldn't cum. I'm capable of reaching an ****** on my own (though not even with vibrators), but it's really difficult and I would never expect, let alone force a sexpartner of mine to make me cum. In fact, they were all more keen on it than me. So please all stop jumping to conclusions, just because a man can't make a women cum doesn't mean he's bad in bed.

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Rumour has it, OP has resorted to buyin a new car

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Adyingpine 10

If the roles were reversed this would be much more controversial

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jazlyn13 13

on one hand I'm sorry for him that his car keys got taken, one the other i feel bad for her for having to take such a drastic step

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, I hope that you're a quick learner!

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Xander_755252424 3

Why do u feel like y'all never made it to work?

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