By failure - 08/04/2011 05:24

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's one way of doing it. But there is probably a better way of telling you what you need to give her.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Just do oral I guess? Or, like the guys above me are saying, take something of hers!

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Comments

saxman45 0

I don't see any problem in this. It just means that your girlfriend is giving you permission to have more sex.

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liggity 1

I don't see this as any kind of problem, you poor soul u get to have sex with ur gf

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jweezykeepsitste 0

why would this be an fml unless Ur a fag

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sexylol_fml 4

Take something, and don't give her a organism!

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thisisurlife 0

o ya keep having sex so u can get ur car back, fyl indeed

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idspud 3

um? that's easy for me! 5 for her in one session ha

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idspud 3

is it in yet? hahaha

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razzer34 0

hows is this a FML... unless she is repulsive looking it's a gift from the ****** giving god!!!

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jojo5513 0

do you suck at sex? lom

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