By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Intrepidity 0

A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?

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CallMeHush 0

Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!

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cutiepeye 0

it's completely normal for a woman to fake an ****** to make the guy feel better. for most women it's hard to climax durring intercourse. it took me 3 years with my now husband. he wasn't doing it wrong, I was. when I figured it out I had the most amazing ******. hang in there.

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o0XMzMayX0o 0

agree it took me a while but Now he gets done everytime. I think it's more of her problem not being relax and not engaging in it.

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pluralbusted 0

COMPLETELY NORMAL?!? (caps were necessary) are you freaking kidding me? normal has nothing to do with it. don't go telling girls that or you are going to ruin a lot of relationships. if anyone is reading this and thinks faking is a good or acceptable idea, DONT. use your friggnbwords and save yourself a world of problems. how's the guy supposed to know what to change to make it feel good for you if he has no feedback!? honestly...normal? WTF.

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cutiepeye 0

oh yea. and for the love of god... do not immitate a ****. guys for some reason assume that because the women in the movie like it, it must be right. well it's wrong. in ****, it's not about getting the woman to climax. he'll if you pay attention, most of the women in **** aren't even wet. **** is about what looks good and getting a good "cum shot"

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tia73 0

YDI for not being able to tell a fake. everyone can see a fake ******. even virgins.

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cutiepeye 0

if a woman gets really loud she's usually faking. it takes concentration to ****** and if she's concentrating on screaming she's not concentrating on climaxing.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Not all women who are loud during sex are faking and orgasms don't only happen when you're concentrating. Usually the best and strongest orgasms come when you let yourself go.

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DreamerofWorlds 0

Not necessarily true. When I have a crazy amazing ******, I get so loud that my boyfriend often has to cover my mouth to remind me not to disturb the neighbors, XD.

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DreamerofWorlds 0

Hell yes they do! :D We've had complaints, lmao. ;)

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tia73 0

hai now, I get loud, oh man, you never know just how good it is til your brain stops ticking. pahaha

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cutiepeye 0

lol yea right. I guarantee that most guys can't tell the difference. you've been faked before. it happens to all men that have sex. get over yourself and accept it. it's not like it means you suck. it just means that women are hard to climax. there are some exceptions but most women just have a hard time.

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pluralbusted 0

only those that've been lied to all the time. again, women you are just hurting yourselves

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tia73 0

and, you should know, it could just be her desperation to ****** that's making her fake, {it's very hard to make a girl ******} ask her what she wants, try doggy style (that's not anal) [it's a wonderful way to hit the gspot] or have her be on top for once. [[however those may just work for me coz my mans a magnum...]]

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tia73 0

heheh, yeah you should see how uncomfortable the pharmacists get ;)

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cutiepeye 0

yea being on top helped me a lot. doggystyle is more difficult unless I ********** at the same time. but I must say that the combo of my fingers and doggystyle give a really ggood ******. but that may be T.M.I

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Paradise_babe 0

I agree with cutiepie, in Addition it's not that your not pleasing her enough. for females they have to let loose and fully engage in how great sex feels with the other person and everything will happen. when I see my bf I like to let all my stress go and the best sex happens bcz I'm in tune with everything he's doing. if your turned on, you should ******.

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fifilabella 0

that's sweet of her to do, she really likes u. but now it's time to step it up mo'fo!!

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2Lives1Fate 0

FYL for, after 11 months, not being sensitive enough to understand her body and read her signals more clearly. It's not the only thing, true. But it's really important for your relationship.

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LOLomgWTF 0

Boo who cry me a ****** river...at least she would make you feel good. Maybe she doesn't know what it feels like

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