Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the...

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

Golem_fml 1

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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jazelle_ 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:35

honestly, if she is that stupid, she is probably not worth it.

exp15 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:34

Ya seriously, she must have the IQ of a crumb of bread

mas19 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:46

She's way too stupid and paranoid anyway then...

jasgoo 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:08

I am sorry! I hope you can get through this! That seems like a lame excuse. She isn't good enough. I am sorry!

The_Dame 0

Friday 12 June 2009 11:12

If that dumb bitch believes the shit her cell phone tells her, you're better off without her. FYL, my man. Indeed.

yep_me_again 0

Friday 12 June 2009 15:46

my 2 year old niece is smarter than that. I'm sorry about the break-up, but you're better off without her. You can do better. I hope it all goes well for you. so...a/s/l?

Reyo 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 11:32

You should've asked how she could have such a crazy idea and broke up with HER once she said that it was some love advice from a cell phone. "Wait wait wait...so a CELL PHONE is what's telling you that I'm cheating on you...and you BELIEVE IT?!" "Yes..." "We're done here, have a nice life. Dumbass."

tari_joon 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:28

Fake, or she's actually mentally retarded.

jack01 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:50

that is pretty sad... but look on the bright side: if your girlfriend was stupid enough to actually think that you were cheating on her because of some stupid cellphone text message and not use her own head to figure out if you were cheating on her or not, maybe it's a good thing that you didn't marry her...