By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 897
You deserved it 6 270

Same thing different taste

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well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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Look on the bright side- Now you won't have to be held responsible for any of her retarded offspring.

Exlibris 0

yeah i have to say you just lucked out with that one it probably saved you thousands on the divorce settlement.

rayee10 0

I like to think that this is for the better. But I know how it feels to lose a relationship for a long time. Chin up (:

aww, that's really sad. but it's good riddance if she takes advice from a phone.

You're probably better off this way, she sounds kinda ... stupid ...

Well it seems some of the comments I've read aren't any help so let me try erm first of all she's not dumb she's just believing in something she shouldn't. Second of all if you really love her tell her the truth tell her how you feel recite her a poem, call her beautiful,tell her she means everything to you. Tell her that she over reacted and made a drastic desicion out of anger & that you would really like to talk about everything. Say something like this.... "If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. "~Claudia Ghandi "Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."~William Shakespeare "Will you love me in December as you do in May, Will you love me in the good old fashioned way? When my hair has all turned gray, Will you kiss me then and say, That you love me in December as you do in May?" ~James J. Walker

urbwzrd 0

sometimes, i really cannot comprehend how stupid people can be! wtf with a stupid phone game! even she is a dump, go for it, marry with her...nothing is loosed yet!

urbwzrd 0

ok, i changed my mind! that is; i think she is the one cheating you! nobody can be that much dump! just watch her a month, you will for sure find out...

Sucks man. But if she was that stupid then you dodged a real bullet there man.

Talk to her. If the basis of the break up is just text messages she gets, walk. If there's something else there, try to get her to be honest - but then again, she's in her own little world it seems.....