By Dave - 10/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML
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lennavan 0

Can't be an experiment because if it was, human subjects have to give prior consent. Want to get even, complain to the dean of students that you unwillingly were a human subject for her experiments, feel as though your rights were violated and want to talk to someone at the university about its policies. She'll be F'd.

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turboawesome88 0

Fake. It's "**** My Life", not "**** My Imagination Because Nothing Interesting Happens To Me In Real Life".

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hmmm234567 0

This was definitely the plot to a movie that came out I'm not even sure how long ago.

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sarahp83 0

This is the exact plot of "The Shape of Things" with Paul Rudd and Rachel Weisz from 2003. FYImagination.

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wilt 0

Fail OP!!! Turns out we saw the movie, try again.

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pieceustogether 0

"The Shape of Things" by Neil LaBute. It's a play, and the movie was adapted from it. Do you really think no one on here watches movies or reads books?

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EveryDayJackAss 0

damn your "girlfriend" is just plain out cruel......only if you asked her to marry you before this all happened......her reaction would be priceless =D

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BoyMac 0

Well, one thing left to do... STOMP THAT BITCH!

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