By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

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Smyth 3

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

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Maflagulator 1

18....so you're telling us that you are nice and moist? OP's GF didn't even have a chance to get herself nice and moist.

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misfitSuperStar 0

33- thinking of your stomach & you saying 'nice and moist' is making me 'nice and nauseous'!!

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triggerit 5

#48 do not touch with your dirty hands this noble and respective bunch of muscles...

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TheBestManEver 0

@79 Johnny's hands are quite clean, he's a doctor. And i fail to see this "bunch of muscles" you are referring to.

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triggerit 5

look here everman... this "one-big-abb" is a result of every night sex exercises...if you can not believe your own eyes pls ask the owner to touch it...

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TheBestManEver 0

#95 I believe you meant to say "sexercises", and I'd very much rather take your word for it.

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bitemeeplz 0

Ha, it depends, what's in it for me ;P

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indi80 0

143 what you want.. I am very flexible.. as u say

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narcoticjunkie 0

wow, that's just pathetic , I could see why you have problemS

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Well, of course you're going to come really quickly if you haven't had sex in several weeks...

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perdix 29

I think he just has to reframe the time scale. Instead of thinking he came ten seconds after he penetrated her, he ought to brag how he's held it in for weeks! That would be legendary control, that is, if he didn't die from the dreaded DSBs.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Haha! Way to think positive, Perdix! "Oh yeah baby, I can hold my load for WEEKS..."

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perdix 29

Thanks, it's called "marketing." It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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JustAnotherPerso_fml 0

Well.....did the other guy end up helping ,OP?

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TheBestManEver 0

Well obviously if she makes you ****** really quick it means that she's good at satisfying you, so I'd say your relationship has never been better.

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PazBANG 0

lawlness. that's gotta be close to a record can someone google the fastest load?

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