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By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

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Smyth 3

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

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shine_lika_boss 0

see u done gotten to arrogant to ********** needa stay in tuned with ur star fucken player lol

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dudenextdoor 0

what do u know about getting laid big guy?

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loski87 4

yea she's ******* someone else op...

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alonzo368 5

what happened to legonut

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

LOL how is that even possible?? hahahhahahaha! omg thats sad OP hahah

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sourgirl101 28

Just because sex is over for you, doesn't mean it can't continue. Get a hand down there, hell get a mouth even an elbow. Something, to say you're trying to please her. All you guys complaining about girls being teases, it goes both ways.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

106 your right:) but i put my hand & mouth down first then last about 30 minutes haha then its over lol

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jbiebersheart 0

ydi for having sex ydi for having relationship problems ydi for having a relationship ydi for being born.

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snaketamer 0

yea you should have "done your business" before hand. u would have lasted much longer......and the real question is did you stop after you came?

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