By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

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Smyth 3

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

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kingghidorah 10

beat it....beat it.... if you don't get the reference here I'm disappointed

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EmoOrange 0

Is that a record?!?

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maryxrawr 0

..this is horrible but I kinda can't help but laugh lol. FYL

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jdfml90 0

Is that even possible? 30 secs- min okay... 10 secs not possible

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KoNKer 0

Not your fault your tolerance was so low because she wasnt keeping her legs open for you. Props that your trying to make relationship work. Good luck

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king718 0

don't feel bad you got yours ... she is being an ass so as long as u get yours tell her to finish her self...

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530boy 0

haha did you go in your pants?

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