By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

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Smyth 3

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

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cathylee22 4

try some forplay first get her worked up maybe make her ****** once first, girls love when a guy focuses on her needs for awhile instead of just his. who knows maybe she will reciprocate on you so if you happen to go fast then it won't be as bad as while having sex it just means when you do go to have sex hopefully you can last longer the second time around after the forplay. this probelm is easily solved if you and your gf would just look for alternatives to making sex more interesting and fun.

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smazzone 0

By far the most intelligent comment posted, and ur cute.

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fistnazal 10

cathylee22, you LOOK like a Cathy lee... ha not a bad thing.. js ; p

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cathylee22 4

lol ha thanks 53 :) even though lee is my middle name but thanks!!

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cathylee22 4

51 if that was directed towards me, thank you kindly!

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fistnazal 10

ah, well it flows nicely :). I like names that flow like that, I guess I get it from my ma? lol (my name is Joshua James and all my other brothers and sisters have names that flow as such. haha. there you go Internet ;))

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beancoinc 0

sweet girl & positive attitude, keep smiling sexy, pleasing U first will always makes for a happy ending for me!

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cathylee22 4

thanks! I like your name too Joshua james it def does flow very nice!! I agree I like names that have a nice ring to it :)

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indi80 0

hey 41 you are too hot.. give some tips to me too on how to please a girl in bed

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cathylee22 4

thanks :) all I can really say is pay attention to a womans body every curve and inch could be a hot zone for your girl. take your time and explore it don't just jump right to it making a girl feel sexy and wanted does wonders. pay close attention to what she likes and wants and if you aren't sure heck ask her it's a turn on when a guy asks how the girl likes it and most important treat her with respect!

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briannacyrus 0

intelligent, aside from the poor sentence structure and the incorrect spelling of the word "foreplay" multiple times.

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rusrsbrah 0

agreed. one thing that helps guys that finish quick, is focus on pleasing her not on how good it feels. you'll most likely get yours, and hopefully she'll get hers. And even if you can't get yours, well she'll tell all of her friends how awesome you are and you'll get more snooch. :)

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rwctkd95 0

well my friend until u get tired of her then you will in hrs.

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MykeLytorus 0

It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.

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rwctkd95 0

41 forget foreplay n get in that ass

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MrFoxyShazam 0

you should see a doctor...

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I_have_no_clue 0

Good Job, Kenny Powers!

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unko_oa 0

lmfao. should have rub one out first. always a rule after a long wait.

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greatwyt 0

actually, having relationship problems makes men come quicker, where as it makes women take longer. true story.

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princess579 0

ydi for cumming in 10 secs. no wonder ya'll still having probs =P

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tucansam555 3

thats depressing haha that sucks monkey balls...wack off before next time op and wen u think ur bout to come think of a hairy fat man

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bitemeeplz 0

okay first off who the hell says monkey balls and second, eww!!!!!! imagine if u were having sex with some1 and they told u they were thinking of a hairy fat man. thats just gross..

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fistnazal 10

EXCUSE ME: shootmeeplz please. (I love uhmehrica)

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Spastastic 6

Unless the OP is like that guy who, in order to last longer, thought of fat, hairy man boobs when he was having sex, and came faster.

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