By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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whatthefuckcunt 0

hahaha "a talk"... i'd start running. now.

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allmidnighteyes 10

marriage proposal after less than a year? On your first date, did you also rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?

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avfcfan89 0

dang, you better watch out for those army guys. i bet there really is no guy though.

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FHGrif 0

At least she gave you some warning to get out before he got back.

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Emperor_Jim 0

The husband should be halving a "talk" (read: beating up) his cheating spouse.

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itsme88 0

Yikes!!! A friend of mine actually had this happen to him. It sucks, but in his case...he got VERY lucky. The Army guy was still on active duty (Solider didn't want to chance getting in trouble) and actually listened to my friend when he told the story about wifey pooh. She got divorced with no money, job, insurance, and had to balls to wonder "why?".

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ThEsQuAsH_61546 0

i feel bad for you just have a gun ready if he tries to do something and give him the truth about what happened

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emery4live 0

wth?!?!?!? u think that b sumthn 2 tlk about on a first date "i love reading book,i love comedy movies,im married."

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Narcisss_fml 0

Ok you can't blame him for not knowing, people lie or omit information whenever it's convieniant. Also, friends lie for each other ALL the time. I know many military wives and some are scandalous ******. This is clealy one of them. Sorry to both guys involved for getting screwed.

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diablonegro 0

lol,they got screwed alright!;)

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Yupeyeball 0

Run? **** that go tell him the situation and if he tries anything beat his ******* ass or get your ass beat trying all you have is your pride don't be a bitch

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