By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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jpoole 4

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

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CassieMarieee 7

She has a sense of humor? Be happy :)

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construction 7

I'm sure you don't like things being shoved up your rear end ... Right?

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FollowMe 2

You could be wrong. Just saying. *walks away*

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's nasty. Hahaha.

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xNephilim 18

Most likely pretty clean. The area immediately after the anus is not used for storing feces. That's farther "up there". There probably will be some residue but that should be it.

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ibeinpain 5

The question now is, did you happen to like it?

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btnhdude 0

There was a question?

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FollowMe 2

Aha, Girlfriend La Quena Esta Amanda Loca WTF? Surprise butt sex!

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FollowMe 2

Misspelled lol. Sorry. Hey, it happens, right?

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NoLongerExists 11

I wonder what the **** you were trying to write there...

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FollowMe 2

It's a song lol. No more wondering. Sak Noel by the loca people. xD

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ILoveEggnog 7

And that's why I don't brush my teeth in the nude.

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yeti0718 8

I'm puzzled. Do you brush your teeth in the nude? How else could your girlfriend surprise but sex you?

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Torva_fml 16

She's a ******* ninja... OBVIOUSLY.

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