I agree. I deliberated over whether to put rape or sexual assault in my original comment, but with seemingly every other commenter on here laughing at the OP, I thought putting rape would attract a load of "you're overreacting, this isn't rape, how dare you diminish what rape victims go through, legally this wouldn't be considered rape because herpderp not a ******" type comments and frankly I just couldn't be bothered with the potential argument. I figured 'sexual assault' covered it either way. I just don't get why people are treating this like some big ol' joke and not seeing it for what it actually is. But then all this "Well why were you naked? You deserved it," "There's no way she could have done that as a surprise, you must have let her," "Stop complaining, at least it wasn't something worse," "I bet you liked it really," bullshit is exactly the type of thing a lot of rape victims hear, so maybe people do realise and they just don't care. It's disgusting.

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Exactly. OP probably just got out of the shower and went straight to brush his teeth. It's not -that- weird.