By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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jpoole 4

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

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Stoneyyay 5

i lol'd maybe next time it'll be a lubed up rubber sex toy moulded after ron jeremy :D suprise anal rape!!

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iBiteRoses 22

It should be modeled after the Old Spice guy (IDK why though)

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LexiWolfe 0

Sounds like something I would do to my boyfriend out of curiosity.

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suavesuave 2

I can think of worse that could have went up your ass...

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greenmen 12

Lol, how r u gonna revenge it that's the ?

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HoboSmeller 6

I had something really funny to say that immediately went away once I read your post, fml. and ps: I thumbed you down.

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curios 0

Were u bending ova??? I can't see how she could stick it up your ass otherwise

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dadof2 4

ummmm only one question why ???

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spam11 1

Idk about you but that would have been the deal breaker for me.

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