By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML
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jpoole 4

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

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perdix 29

Was she getting you ready for a salad tossing? She saw you cleaning out you mouth to make it nice and fresh for kissing her. Perhaps she wanted to clean out another recreational area ;) If you don't know what salad-tossing is, let we warn you: if you look it up, you'll never hear the Frasier theme song the same again.

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Buttsexpirate 9

She's a future pirate in the waiting. Argh. Prepare to see her soon on the booty seas.

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gigglebot11 0

Why were you brushing your teeth naked?

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ohthatgirl 0

She wants you to get an idea of how anal feels

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Joey44 15

If that is how anal feels to OP's girlfriend, then OP must have the smallest freaking penis that's ever existed.

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X3liteXHunterX 12

Well 74 is asian so that explains a lot.

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for leaving your ass accessible while brushing your teeth.

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rockinsexychick 5

She's tryin to show ya how it feelz wen u shove ur tip up her

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mitoito68 6

That's a good way to start your gay live next will be a pen

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Sethro 1

You brush your teeth naked?

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