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By Surprisebuttsecks? - 07/12/2011 04:39 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

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By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet

Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:55

Your name says it all OP

jpoole 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 8:54

It sounds like you guys are doing it wrong. Try it up her ass??

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2112mike 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:01

Kinda like what you do to her? Lol

Poetaster 10

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:06

So, it's your turn to respond?... Hmmmmmmm..let me know if you need help thinking up an appropriate prank as I'm sure she brushes too.

monkekka 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:31

You brush your teeth naked? Lol

JVVL 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:36

You brush naked? Heh, why would she do that?

kahru1 9

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:50

i hope she didnt leave the whole thing in there..

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 7 December 2011 17:58

Well done good sir! Brushing your teeth naked FTW!

vinchenzy 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:07

Dont brush naked

leogirl95 12

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:07

She's just warming you up for what is to come...

Shav3dY3ti 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:34

Gadafied!

WeAreScrewed 3

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:41

Be thankful it wasn't a floppy dick like in Me, Myself, and Irene.

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