By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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mintcar 9

Either she's a psychotic botch or you've cheated many times before to the point where she's incredibly paranoid. Whatever the case, if the situation doesn't get fixed soon, your relationship might deteriorate.

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prettyinpink03 11

safe to say the relationship *has* deteriorated.

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kangaru1 0

your opinion/reply is the fairest of all.

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Mjwnenrjs 17

While she's sniffing it, stick it in her mouth and say "Suck it bitch!"

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lionandthelamb61 9

Hey Ginger, that's a pretty sweet fro.

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Kenneth14 0

haha just like that song Smell Yo dick

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LindseyLeasure 1

Haha, Exactly what I was thinking! love that song! XD

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MakeAScene 4

I was thinking the same exact thing, haha.

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b0redom 0

i was looking for a comment like this

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Monii_Harlz 11

ok then, either something has made her think that you cheat or she likes the smell of sweaty ball sack!!!

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Jamialia 5

Either she is an insecure bitch or you've cheated before.

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BWill9014 4

If she's going to go through all the trouble to annoy you over her stupid insecurities... she better be sucking some dick after shes done sniffing

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shaniecerb 0

uhhh maybe he cheated on her b4..i mean she shouldve left him if that was the case but.this could all b his fault

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DeLpHe3zY 7

thats like me.. she has a legit fear.. I think my gf cheats on me when she goes to the gym talking to 30 year old men

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cutie1322003 1

wow... you new to get over it or get out of te relationship.

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KLern 0

for some reason that just screams statutory... nevertheless, once she starts smelling your dick you'll know it's time to move on.

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cjgqsmooth 0

what else does she want a polygraph test? lhh

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SilentTreatment 7

Give her a mushroom stamp on the forehead for approval!

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kittycatman2 3

To be even more certain, next time ask her to smell your butt hole. So she won't think you've switched teams because she drove you to it.

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