By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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mannyd661 0

I know how u feel man it's annoying ain't it if if I wanted to be with another girl I would just break up wit her no point in dealing with all that extra nagging and arguin shit lol

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im_so_ninja 0

dont mess with the zohan is the best movie

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choch404 0

that's wonderful she should taste it to. just to be on the safe side!

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TheMonica 0

Geez, paranoid much? Have you ever done anything to make her not trust you? If you haven't I'd seriously re-evaluate your relationship. Some paranoia is expected, but she's taking it to a whole new level.

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