By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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jess6blondie9 2

Well, obviously you did something to make her not trust you.

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goshpeople 4

Some people are just extremely insecure, or she may have had a bad experience with a previous relationship which is affecting her ability to trust her boyfriend. Or she is cheating herself (or is very tempted to cheat) and that makes her not trust the OP since she herself isn't trustworthy. There's nothing "obviously" about it; there are many possibilities in this situation where the OP is entirely blameless.

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kindlystfupls 0

61 I couldn't have said it better myself!

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kingfin88 0

cuch lady no one wants to read your bs

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sabrinahusic 0

46 OP obviously did something to make her not trust him.

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collinp89 1

epic win. i wouldnt have let her get a second sniff lol

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GuidoCheese 0

Question is, have you ever cheated on her to make her insecure or is she just insecure? Details Op, it changes everything.

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OneRepublic10 0

I fell sorry for you. ur own girlfriend doesn't believe in you

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jess6blondie9 2

Ha wow that was supposed to go to 38, sorry.

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lrr11 0

you've probably cheated before and deserve this

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goawaynowbye 1

If there is a reason (like your past cheating) that she is that paranoid, break up with her now because neither of you need that stress and she will never trust you again. If there is not a reason, explain to her how awful her behavior is and then break up with her DIRECTLY after the explanation because she is too immature for a relationship and may never grow up. If she sucked your dick after smelling it, it could have just been an excuse to suck your dick... a bad one... but an excuse none the less and in that case ignore it unless it happens again without sucking or it gets to be so frequent and is so much of a turn off (and she knows that) that it's abusive. She may also be paranoid about you cheating because she is cheating on you.

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dreamering 16

**** me for reading this long ass comment. I'm going to post my FML story about how I spent my time reading this.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Having trust issues does not make someone too immature for a relationship. People fail to understand that everyone has issues, and you can't break up with someone over them (unless they're harming someone) or you'll never be with anyone. What ever happened to working things out? To supporting your significant other when they're trying to work on their own issues? And if you think you'll ever find a stress free relationship, think again. Relationships take work. If you think otherwise you're the one too immature to be in a relationship.

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