By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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myyomy 1

I'm torn between FYL and YDI... because that is just sad/bad... BUT you do put up with it.

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logan_ptown 0

lol she has you on lock down

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cheyenne_audrie_ 0

First off run as fast as you can she obviously doesn't trust you and thats not a healthy relationship. Secondly, if she's that paranoid she's probably cheating on you. Just say.

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Askedforit 7

lol looks like u picked up a pet dog 'stead of a girlfriend.

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ThaReeless 1

whip it out and say; "kiss the motherf¥€er while you're down there"

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itsalwaysYDI 0

Doesn't she know that you can take a shower before you come back? it's kinda pointless to smell your junk...and if she is crazy enough to smell it after the gym..it definitely can't end well. get out while you still can!

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