Hmm, she sounds reasonable and balanced. Maybe you should, you know, break up with her, because she is crazy, or get her to see someone, because she is crazy.

That's when you say while your down there you might aswell do something with it

Why is she with someone she doesn't trust to leave the house without penetrating another woman?

For a second there I thought it said "smelled like penis".Awkward.

YDI for cheating on her in the past... If you never have then FYL

you know while she is down there.....

i wonder what would she do if she did smell latex...

Why you comin' home 5 in the morning? Somethin's goin' on, can I smell your dick?

you guys seriously have never heard of doing that? my friends gfs always do it to make sure they're not cheating, maybe it's an inner-city thing...

and that is when you shove your penis in her mouth and say "does it taste like latex?"