By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

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Reynard13 1

Hmm, she sounds reasonable and balanced. Maybe you should, you know, break up with her, because she is crazy, or get her to see someone, because she is crazy.

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Mattw2791 0

That's when you say while your down there you might aswell do something with it

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Consequences 0

Why is she with someone she doesn't trust to leave the house without penetrating another woman?

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jakiwi 0

For a second there I thought it said "smelled like penis".Awkward.

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Bunny_Wabbit 1

YDI for cheating on her in the past... If you never have then FYL

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Jeety 3

you know while she is down there.....

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blondygurl923 0

i wonder what would she do if she did smell latex...

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hazardoussmiles9 22

Why you comin' home 5 in the morning? Somethin's goin' on, can I smell your dick?

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Xxxhellishxxx 0

you guys seriously have never heard of doing that? my friends gfs always do it to make sure they're not cheating, maybe it's an inner-city thing...

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danceincchick13 0

and that is when you shove your penis in her mouth and say "does it taste like latex?"

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